Showing posts with label Dollanganger. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Petals on the Wind Live Tweeting Transcript

Ok. So. The movie. Oh, the movie.

First off, there’s no Paul, like AT ALL. He’s just dead at the very beginning. Cathy was not a raging bitch hell-bent on revenge, blaming Corrine for every damn little thing. Chris had a fucking random fiancĂ©. Julian was not Julian. And Bart Winslow was NOT Bart Winslow. Ugh.

I get that movies can’t be just like the books (although try telling me that back in the Harry Potter days…lord) but seriously, it’s like they just glanced at it five years ago, and kind of reconstructed what they remembered.

Anyway, here are my thoughts, live as they happened.

Still confused about the ending to #FlowersInTheAttic

Henny is NOT as big as Cathy made her out to be. Cathy was a fat-shamer. #PetalsOnTheWind

#SpoilerAlert Wasn't Carrie already dead when Paul died? #PetalsOnTheWind

Henny TALKS? Wtf? #PetalsOnTheWind

Sure, Corrine abuses prescription drugs. Why not? #PetalsOnTheWind

I kinda get the time difference because of the actors, but fucked-up timeline is fucked-up. #PetalsOnTheWind

And are they really having us believe Cathy is starting her ballet career at twenty-fucking-five?!?! Whatever. #PetalsOnTheWind

Who the hell is this broad? #PetalsOnTheWind

Seriously, Heather Graham has crazy eyes down. #PetalsOnTheWind

Julian is not quite how I pictured him. I guess I envisioned more raw manliness. #PetalsOnTheWind

Creeper Chris. #PetalsOnTheWind

Whatever. Ten years have passed and they've never had this conversation or done anything? #bullshit #PetalsOnTheWind

But I guess this leads to ten years of built up tension. #PetalsOnTheWind

"What's the matter?" "I just slept with my fucking brother!" #PetalsOnTheWind

If nothing else, I love @baileybuntain as Carrie. I adored #Bunheads #PetalsOnTheWind

Well, Julian's certainly creepy. #PetalsOnTheWind

So...what happened to Cathy actually not being that interested in Julian? #PetalsOnTheWind

Again, who is this broad? Are we just trying to add the Chris' screen time? #PetalsOnTheWind

Carrie, believe me honey, you don't want him to love you the way he does Cathy! #PetalsOnTheWind

I never pictured Cathy being so passive. #PetalsOnTheWind

So Cathy doesn't get to be the Best! Ballerina! Ever!? Sad. #PetalsOnTheWind

Damn, I at least wanted Cathy to get crazy jealous over random girl. #PetalsOnTheWind

*Snort. The fuck, Julian? #PetalsOnTheWind

Ok. Don't even get me started on how much that is NOT Bart Winslow. #PetalsOnTheWind

THAT was the torturing of Carrie? Little hooded girls blindfolding her and putting her on the roof was so much better. #PetalsOnTheWind

Well. Ok. So that happened. #PetalsOnTheWind

Lol they just leave their show! #PetalsOnTheWind

So much for any sort of a "tortured" Julian. I guess they didn't have time after Random Girl and Corrine's redecorating. #PetalsOnTheWind

Oh. Yeah. They never got married. So that's two marriages Cathy misses out on. #PetalsOnTheWind

Really? One bite kills her? That whole scene was hilarious. #PetalsOnTheWind

Ok. Really now. Did anyone read the book? #PetalsOnTheWind

Ok. In the book he raped her. But this isn't really Bart Winslow, so I guess it doesn't matter. #PetalsOnTheWind

Random Girl's voice just gets more annoying. #PetalsOnTheWind

Can we all just deal with this? Chris is ENGAGED to Random Girl. W.T.F? #PetalsOnTheWind

Well, that's better, I guess. #yayincest #PetalsOnTheWind

No Henny. God's not going to forgive them. #PetalsOnTheWind

Well Chris is having a GREAT week. #PetalsOnTheWind

No whipping of The Grandmother?!?! So disappointing. #PetalsOnTheWind

Ok. Gratuitous handjob. Whatever. #PetalsOnTheWind

wtf is Bart wearing? #PetalsOnTheWind

Well, he was quick to believe that. #PetalsOnTheWind

This is so bad, but I'm loving it. I want a new VC Andrews movie every week. There's enough of them. #PetalsOnTheWind

This whole last bit is nowhere near as dramatic as the book. They really could have done it well. #PetalsOnTheWind

Is it Cory? #PetalsOnTheWind

Maybe? Not quite clear. #PetalsOnTheWind

Yes, it is Cory. Nice. #PetalsOnTheWind

Well that went up fast. Damn. #PetalsOnTheWind

They ARE so perfect. Lulz. #PetalsOnTheWind

Twitterverse, this has been fun. So ready for #IfThereBeThorns #PetalsOnTheWind


Monday, May 26, 2014

Petals on the Wind Part 5


Cathy goes back to her cottage in Virginia, intent on seeking revenge on her mother. She figures the best way to go about this is through Bart. She attempts to literally just run into him in the woods where she knows he jogs. But he ends up finding her at a cafĂ©. He demands to know just who the hell she is. He knows she must be related to Corrine somehow, they’re so much alike. Cathy keeps telling him to ask his wife. It’s very mature. Bart pulls out her blackmail letters again. I guess he just always carries them around with him? Cathy eventually comes up with the story that Corrine is her half-aunt, and she just needed the money. Bart seems to buy this. Then he starts talking about how she never paid his fee, and he doesn’t necessarily mean money. They go for a walk, and he forcefully kisses her. She fights at first, but then gives in. Of course she does. He eventually ends up taking her home, but tells her he still demands his payment in full. Ew.

Chris comes for a visit, and tells Cathy he knows exactly what she’s doing, trying to steal Bart away from their mother. He warns her off it, but Cathy, as per usual, doesn’t listen. No incestuous sex was had on this trip. Yay! Good job, y’all.

Cathy tries running into Bart on the trails again, and this time it works. She makes him chase her, until she hurts her knee and falls. He catches up to her, and they flirt, and she gets all antagonistic again, confusing the hell out of him. Corrine is in Texas at some spa, and Bart is lonely, with only a crippled old woman for company. Cathy pumps him for information on the Grandmother’s condition. And then she tells him she’s lonely too, and invites him over for dinner.

So he comes to dinner, and they’re both dressed to kill. They eat, and then Cathy tries to get him to play chess, but he wants to dance. They talk, and Bart tells her how his isn’t a happy marriage, that he doesn’t know Corrine at all. This upsets Cathy, because she wanted to break up a happy marriage, not one that was already falling apart. And then Bart rapes her. Yeah, it’s disgusting. And then he tells her he’ll be back the next night, and demands Beef Wellington be served. You sure know how to charm a woman, Bart Winslow.

During the next day, Bart sends Cathy roses and necklace. They mean nothing to her however, because she knows they were bought with his wife’s money. When he arrives that evening, Cathy is dressed in old clothes, and serves him a hot dog and cold beans, exactly what she and Jory had earlier. Suck on that, Winslow. But he eats it anyway. And then he tries to blame her for last night because of what she was wearing. Ugh, again, disgusting. Then he tells her he loves her. What? So they have sex, it’s slower this time, and Cathy enjoys it. Cathy considers part one done, and part two will be when Corrine knows she has Bart’s child. Cathy, you are just a delight.

And then she does something to capture your heart even more. Because Bart had told her all about his schedule, she also knows the Grandmother’s. So she sneaks into Foxworth Hall one day when the servants are all off. She takes a nice little tour around the house, before heading to the Grandmother’s room. She finds her there in bed, weak and unable to talk. But she recognizes Cathy immediately. Cathy dances all around her bed, going over all the sins the Grandmother committed against Cathy and her siblings. She just gets crazier and crazier. Then she pulls out a willow switch, and then something even sicker. She had collected all of Carrie’s hair that fell out while she was sick, and put it all together to make a switch out of that. Then she hits the Grandmother with it. But of course, that doesn’t actually do any damage. So Cathy strips her down, rolls her over, and beats her once with the willow switch. But that’s all she can stand to do. When she rolls her back over, the Grandmother is calling her a coward with her eyes. So, in lieu of the tar, Cathy gets a candle, and drips hot wax in her hair. Then she leaves.

Bart says it must have been a servant that did it. He also tells her Corrine is back, has lost weight, and is acting sweet like when they first married. Cathy asks him why he doesn’t just go back to her then, and he says he just can’t live without Cathy now. So she feels like she’s won.

One day, Cathy and Jory run into Corrine at the post office. The two women ignore each other, but Jory talks to everyone, and tells Corrine she’s pretty like his momma. Then he asks if she has a little boy he could play with, and she says she doesn’t have any children. Cathy is all, Bitch, you don’t deserve to have children.

Cathy does indeed end up pregnant with Bart’s child, and he is less than thrilled about it. He tells her he can’t marry her, and never said he would. But he does want his child. Cathy says she’s going to leave, and never let him see his child, unless he divorces Corrine and marries Cathy. But she doesn’t really mean it; she’ll stay as long as he needs her.

Christmas is coming up, and Cathy has a new scheme. She remembers the first time she ever saw Bart, at the Christmas party she and Chris got to watch their first Christmas at Foxworth Hall. Cathy has a dress made just like Corrine’s was that night, and has her hair cut and styled the same way, too. She even has the same perfume.

On her way out to the party, she reads letters from Paul and Henny. Henny is dying. She tells Cathy to rejoice in the new baby, but to forgive her mother and the past. But Cathy never did listen well, did she?

Cathy sneaks in the backdoor of Foxworth Hall, using the key Chris made all those years ago. She goes up to her mother’s room, and steals the jewelry she was wearing that night. Then she’s got time to kill before her planned entrance at midnight, so she goes up to their old room and attic. It’s totally the same, and it completely freaks her out.

At midnight, Cathy approaches the top of the grand staircase. She draws everyone’s attention, including Corrine and Bart’s. As she comes down the stairs, she yells out all the details of their imprisonment. Until Bart stops her, and thanks her for her performance. He introduces her, saying she’s an actress as well as a dancer, and they cooked up this little skit as a joke.

Then he forces her to dance with him, and he is pissed. But Cathy just goes on talking to him, giving him more and more details of their time there, until it seems he begins to believe her. But then he says he just can’t believe Corrine would kill her own children, and Cathy pushes him away and starts yelling some more. Corrine finally yells at her to stop, and Bart ushers them moth into the library.

The Grandmother is in there as well, in her wheelchair. Corrine keeps denying Cathy’s story, until Cathy whips out copies of all of their birth certificates. Oh snap. Can’t deny it now. So Corrine begins to confess, but with tons of excuses. And she lets some information out that Cathy didn’t know. The grandfather knew about the children all along. He wanted them to be locked away up there for the rest of their lives. Cathy wants to know why she wouldn’t let them out after he died, but he had struck a deal with the butler, John, to make sure she never let them out. And so she did in fact poison the children, but she said she only wanted to do it a little bit, so they’d get sick enough that she could take them out. Whatever, Corrine. Then Cathy asks what she really did with Cory’s body. She says she threw him in a ravine, but Cathy knows that’s not true. When she was in the attic earlier, she found a small room they’d never seen before, and it had a strong, sickly sweet odor.

Sick.

All of a sudden, Chris comes bursting into the room. The hell? Anyway, Corrine thinks for a moment that he’s his father, and starts apologizing for everything. That makes Chris believe, finally, that she was the one to feed them arsenic. She flips out, and runs out of the room.

Chris says they’ve got to go, but Bart asks him a few questions first, and Chris backs up Cathy’s story. They all start to leave the library, but all hell has broken loose. There’s a fire. Bart tells Chris to get Cathy outside, and runs to find Corrine. Cathy and Chris make it out, and watch the house. Bart does get Corrine out, but she yells that her mother is in there, and Bart goes back in. He and the Grandmother never make it out. Corrine comes over, yelling at Cathy, and pleading with Chris, just generally going crazy, until she’s led off in a straight jacket. It appears she set the fire, because it started in the attic room.

At least Cathy’s blaming herself now.

Oh yeah, the reason Chris came and found her? Henny had a stroke, and Paul had a heart attack trying to help her.

Three years have passed, and Cathy has given birth to Bart Jr., and married Paul. Paul has had three more heart attacks, and is very weak. One day he tells Cathy to make a life with Chris. Apparently she can’t have any more children, so it would be safe. Still not right, but hey, whatever.

Paul dies peacefully in his sleep. Cathy, Chris, and the boys move to California, but go back to the east coast to visit family. Including Corrine. She’s in some sort of a mental institution. She goes completely crazy at the sight of Cathy, so it’s only Chris who visits with her. If she recovers, she won’t be faced with murder charges, because Cathy and Chris have disclaimed there was ever a child names Cory. Ummm, why exactly? Guilt? I don’t know.

Chris seems very happy with this perfect life he now has, with the woman he’s always wanted, and two boys who call him Daddy.

And then one day, Cathy goes up to their attic, and finds two small beds there. She doesn’t know how they got there. And she finds herself buying a picnic hamper, just like the Grandmother used. She tells herself she’s not like her, damn it!

Whatever. Bitch be crazy.

And so ends this charming installment of the Dollanganger story. Wasn’t it fun?


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Sunday, May 25, 2014

Petals on the Wind Part 4


So Jory’s been born, and he and Cathy are still living in Paul’s house with everyone. They all love the baby, no one more so than Carrie, who is totally attached to him. Paul and Chris fight for his affection.

Of course, they’re also fighting for Cathy’s affection. She tries to split her time evenly between the two. Cause that’ll make everything easier. Chris gets an opportunity to go to the Mayo Clinic for nine months, and tries to get Cathy and Jory to come with him. At first she’s dismayed at the thought of him leaving, but then tells him to go, and forget about her. He tries to paint a happy picture of them living together, but she wants someone she can sleep with.

Besides, she’s got a new plan forming. She starts working for Madame Marisha, even though the two of them don’t work well together. Then she moves herself and Jory out to a small cottage. However, she needs more money, so she starts sending creepy blackmail letters to her mother. Of course she does. But that doesn’t get her anywhere.

So she decides to take another course of action. Julian’s insurance won’t pay. What she needs is an attorney, and what do you know? Bart Winslow is back in town, working at his firm. So she goes to see him, and he recognizes her. Turns out, he’s seen her dance, because his wife’s a big ballet buff. That thrills Cathy. She explains about the insurance, and he says he’ll get it for her. Then she starts insulting him for some reason, and leaves. But he gets the check for her anyway. When he brings it to her, he tells her they’ll have dinner, and discuss his fee then.

So they have dinner, and Cathy starts insulting his wife. She’s just so charming, isn’t she? But she does find out he’s relocating his offices to Virginia. He and Corrine are moving back to Foxworth Hall. So now Cathy knows where she’s going. Because she is completely psycho.

So she packs up Jory and Carrie, and moves to Virginia. Paul is just resigned about them going. Carrie is less than happy, and Cathy doesn’t even tell her where they’re going. But as they get closer she figures it out. Poor Carrie.

They find a cottage to live in, and Cathy buys a ballet studio that’s already up and running. So life is just grand. It gets even better for Carrie. She’s met a man! And he seems interested in her! His name is Alex, and he’s an electrician, but he might want to be a minister.

Paul comes for the weekend to meet Alex, and of course he and Cathy end up sleeping together. And then Chris calls. Excellent timing. She hadn’t told him about moving to Virginia, and he tries to warn her off of whatever it is she’s planning. But does she listen? Of course not.

Things are going well with Carrie and Alex, until one day when she freaks the fuck out. Alex told her he has decided to become a minister. Carrie is convinced she’s not perfect enough to be a minister’s wife. She still remembers the grandmother calling them evil and unholy, and she believes it. Seriously, why were they not given therapy? Cathy tries to calm her fears, but to no avail. Carrie then admits to doing something sexual with Julian, and kind of liking it. She’s got terrible guilt over this.

One day Carrie starts to feel ill, but Cathy’s got to get to the dance studio. And that day, who should walk in but Bart Winslow? And he’s got something to show Cathy; all the letters she’s been sending to Corrine. Oh shit. She tells him she’s too busy to deal with this now, and he’s says that’s fine, but they will talk again.

When she gets home, she finds Carrie very ill indeed. She’s got a high fever, so Cathy rushes her to the hospital. While she’s there, she just continues to lose weight and get sicker. Paul comes in, and then Chris. By that time, Cathy knows what’s wrong. It’s fucking arsenic. Carrie has been putting it on powdered doughnuts, so she can die just like Cory did. That is some fucked up shit right there. She left Chris and Cathy a note explaining what she did, and Cathy found the doughnuts.

One night, Carrie wakes up to tell Cathy a secret. One day, she saw a lady on the street who looked just like Corrine. Carrie ran up to her and grabbed her hand, and it was her. But she just looked Carrie straight in the eye and told her she didn’t know her, even though she obviously recognized her. So Carrie thought she didn’t want her because she was so bad.

And so, because Carrie has no will to live, she does indeed die. They bury her back in South Carolina, with Paul’s people. At the gravesite, Cathy spots a woman dressed in black, obviously trying to keep hidden. But Cathy recognizes Corrine by the way she twists her pearls. And Cathy vows to make sure “all her remaining days on earth were black.”


Oh yeah. Shit’s about to get real.