Showing posts with label Randy. Show all posts
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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Girl Talk #25:Horse Fever


By L.E. Blair. Published 1991.


So the girls are chilling at Fitzie’s, as they are prone to do. Sabrina finds an ad for horse riding lessons. She gets all excited, like she does, and tries to get the other girls interested in taking lessons with her. Katie’s too busy with hockey. Sabrina gets slightly racist on Allison, telling her she’s Indian, so she must love horses. Allison shuts her down, saying her people were more into canoes. Randy surprises everyone with her knowledge of horses. She used to ride in Central Park. But she says no to lessons, and acts all weird about it.

Randy tells her mother about it when she gets home, and her mom offers to pay for half of the lessons if she wants to do it. But Randy brushes her off.

The next day at lunch, Sabrina is still carrying on about horses, and trying to get the others to change their minds. Randy surprises everyone, including herself, by saying she’ll do it. After she gives in, Allison decides to give it a shot, too. Sabrina says they can start the next day.

Their instructor is the sixteen-year-old son of the owners, Richard. So boy-crazy Sabrina is totally happy. Richard goes over parts of the horse, tack, and grooming. It’s a bit boring if you’re a Saddle Club reader. But Randy impresses Richard with her knowledge. She’s attracted to one horse, Thunder, and Richard tells her he’s hard to handle, a bit of a rebel. When it comes down to assigning horses, Randy has the choice of Thunder or Pumpkin, a very easy horse. She wusses out and chooses Pumpkin. Allison is suspicious.

Allison gets the whole story out of her the next day at the mall.  Back in the day, while riding through the park, Randy’s horse got spooked and bolted. When it came upon a fence, the horse jumped and Randy didn’t go with it. She fell off and was knocked unconscious.

At their next lesson, they take a long time getting the bridles and saddles and whatnot on the horses. Then, finally, it’s time to actually get on. Sabrina ends up in the dirt the first time. But she gets it the second, and Allison has no problems. But Randy completely freezes up at first. But she shakes it off, and is able to mount Pumpkin.

Randy goes to the stable on a day when she doesn’t have a lesson, bringing carrots with her. She gives one to every horse, saving Thunder for last. He won’t take the carrot from her; she has to leave it on the door and turn her back. And then he won’t let her pet him. Randy’s ok with this, though. She knows it sometimes takes people a while to warm up to her.

After a few visits, though, Thunder will take the carrot from Randy, and let her pet him.

At their fourth lesson, a girl named April’s horse can’t be ridden, so Richard suggests Randy ride Thunder while April rides Pumpkin. April, who does having riding experience, insists she can handle Thunder. But during the lesson, Thunder bolts, and April falls. Fortunately, she’s not very hurt. Unfortunately, Richard’s dad says they’ll have to get rid of Thunder, since he can’t be ridden.

Randy sets off for another visit, and Allison tags along because she knows Randy is going to try to ride Thunder. Fortunately there’s no one around at the stable. Randy freaks out a bit trying to mount him, but she gets on. Thunder is very tentative at first, until he reaches the pasture, that is. Then he bolts. And just like the time in Central Park, Thunder jumps, and Randy falls. Allison runs to her, and Richard appears out of nowhere. But Randy just ends up laughing, making them laugh, too. Thunder comes back and nuzzles Randy. She gets back on him, and Richard tells her to make Thunder turn left. She does, and he does it perfectly. Randy has him do a bunch of different things, and finds he’s really easy to handle. She offers to work with him, but Richard says his dad’s not going to change his mind.

The Telephone Talk chapter is just Randy calling each of the girls and inviting them over to watch videos and eat pizza. It’s pretty pointless.

They have and end-of-lessons horse show, and the morning of, Randy is pounding away at her drums, working off some energy. She realizes Thunder needs the same thing. Once he got to run for a bit, he was fine.

Not long after Randy arrives at the stables, April comes in with her parents, and shows Thunder to them. She wants her father to buy him, so she can ride him in competitions. Randy is upset; she knows April has no idea about how to handle him. Richard can tell she’s dismayed, but says there’s nothing they can do.

Of course, Randy’s not just going to take that. So she saddles Thunder up, and tests out her theory. They gallop out to the pasture, and just run for a bit. Then they head back to the stable, and make a grand entrance by jumping over the fence into the show ring. This time Randy stays on. Then she takes him through his paces. Each student is supposed to go through all the gaits, make the horse go in different directions, and jump over small obstacles. Really? Max would totally not approve. We all know how he feels about jumping; you have to have been riding a year first at Pine Hollow.

After the show, April wants Thunder more than ever. But Richard’s dad intervenes, saying that since it is now obvious Thunder can be ridden, he is no longer for sale. April gets bitchy, and is all, Whatever, I’ll get another horse and win all the prizes. But Randy’s not going to take that shit, and says she’s going to compete with Thunder. So there.

So I guess Randy’s all in on this horse thing now. Will she keep it up? We’ll see.










o   Did anyone actually like hot tea when they were younger? I thought it was gross. Randy drinks it, and I find that odd. This question is probably not for those in the UK, or other places where tea is more traditional.

o   So Sabrina’s horse is obsessed with her hair, and tries to eat it. Allison suggests she wear a hat, and Sabrina thinks “one of those English riding hats” might work. You mean, they weren’t wearing helmets already? Isn’t that usually mandatory?


In other, unrelated news, I’ve started a Pinterest for the blog. So come get your nostalgia on! It will continue to grow, I promise. I’m a bit of a Pinterest whore.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Girl Talk #7: Odd Couple

By L.E. Blair. Published 1990.

Randy is copying sentences in detention with the other regulars one day, when she’s surprised to see Mark Wright walk in. He’s a straight A student, captain of the basketball team, piano playing, perfect kind of guy. Randy gives him a little gentle teasing, and he gets pissed. They get into it a bit, and both get in trouble. He is not Randy’s favorite person at the moment.

They get a new health teacher, Ms. Nelson, who used to be a model in New York. Randy likes her because she dresses all in black. Everyone else just likes her because she’s nice and cool.

She assigns their big project, the one that every YA series and TV series does, but I’ve never actually heard of being done. The egg/baby challenge. Did anybody ever actually do this? I’m curious.

Sabrina gets paired up with her brother, Sam, and she’s pretty pissed about it. Katie’s paired with Winslow Bartlett, who’s a nerd. How could he not be, with that name? There are an uneven number of boys and girls, so Allison volunteers to be a single mother. And Randy, of course, is paired with Mark Wright. Why else would he be introduced?

Mark could not seem less interested. He doesn’t show up to pick up their egg, and then when Randy does get to talk to him, he says she can keep it for as long as she feels like it, and then he’ll take it. And he’s all pissy about it. Everyone’s surprised, because he’s such a good student. Obviously something’s wrong, but that doesn’t occur to anyone.

The other girls aren’t having the easiest time with their partners either. Sam keeps pretending to drop and lose their egg, driving Sabrina crazy. Winston overloads Katie with egg facts, and barely lets her contribute. Allison is doing okay, she makes a papoose for her egg, to live up to her stereotype since there’s no one else to hold it.

Mark continues to be grumpy, and then doesn’t live up to his end of the bargain. One day Randy gets asked to go with Sam and his friends to a new skate park, and she’s really excited about it, but she knows that’s no place for an egg. So she asks Mark to take it, but he flat-out refuses. Randy is pissed, and goes home instead of the park. She talks with her mom, and realizes parents give things up for their kids. But she knows the difference is that parents love their kids. She has no such feelings for her egg.

Then one day, out of the blue, Mark starts being all nice again. Randy’s not sure why, but she’ll take it.

While studying together one day, Allison sheds some light on Mark’s moodiness. She’s learned his parents are getting divorced. That might have something to do with it. Randy definitely understands that.

She decides she’ll talk to him about it on Monday. She does, and they have a nice moment. And she likes she Mozart he was playing.

The egg project is over, and since it was a success, Ms. Nelson announces they’ll have a party on Friday after school. Ms. Nelson asks for volunteers to talk about their experiences. Randy gets up and talks about how even though divorce changes everything, it can be okay. Mark whispers a thank you.

Randy and Allison decide that the party should be at Randy’s house, which is a converted barn, if you’ll remember. Allison and Sabrina make an egg-shaped cake, while Katie and Randy put up Easter egg decorations. All the girls wear only white, to complete the egg theme.

Everyone has a good time. Mark and Randy bond some more over having to get used to new rooms. Turns out the day that he blew Randy off on taking the egg, Mark and his mother were moving, and so he couldn’t have taken care of it.

The party, and the book, ends with a cake fight outside.











o   Randy compares Bradley Junior High to her school in New York a lot. Apparently her old school had barely any rules. They mainly worked on independent projects. Once for math class, Randy just had to draw illustrations for a report on Women in Mathematics. I would have totally been down with that.

o   Nobody ever names their egg. Every other time I’ve seen it done, they’ve made a big deal out of naming them and choosing the gender. But the girls all do feel weird about eating eggs.

Stacy the Great cheats, and hard-boils her egg. The whole class knows, but nobody tells on her