By Beverly Cleary. Published 1977.
Ramona, Beezus, and her mother are all looking forward to
her father coming home from work. It’s payday, and that means treats, and they
may get to go to Whopperburger for dinner. When he arrives, he gives the girls
a bag of gummi bears to share. They go to divide them while their parents talk.
Beezus says it sounds bad. And it is; their father has lost his job, and their mother only works
part-time. Ramona goes back to her Christmas list she was making, and crosses
out everything but mice, and adds one happy family to it.
Ramona’s mother is able to go to work full-time, while her
father stays home looking for jobs. He seems to get pretty depressed. While
watching a little boy in a Whopperburger commercial, he says something about
that boy having a million dollars. That sounds good to Ramona. She starts
paying attention to kids in other commercials, and thinks she can do that. So
she starts practicing. There’s one where a boy wears a crown, so she makes one
out of burs, and sticks it on her head. Unfortunately, it gets stuck, and her
father has to work for hours to get them out. He even has to resort to cutting
them out. But he says he wouldn’t trade Ramona for the kid on TV, no matter how
much money he has.
But he continues to get moodier. And Beezus is going through
“a stage”. Ramona tries to get her family to laugh, but it doesn’t always work.
What does do her family good is carving a pumpkin together. But that night, their
cat, Picky-picky, eats the jack-o-lantern’s face, because he doesn’t like the
cheap cat food he’s been getting. Beezus wants to know why he has to suffer,
when her father still gets his cigarettes. She has a point.
Beezus also points out how unhealthy it is for him, and says
he’ll have black lungs. This worries Ramona, so she starts a campaign to get
him to stop. Beezus even helps her. They make tons of signs, both big and
little, trying to convince him to stop. But he just ignores them all.
One day, nobody is home when Ramona returns from school. She
freaks out, worried that her father’s left her. But no, it just turns out he
was in line waiting for his unemployment check. He asks what she’d like to do, and
she says she’d like to color. So he says they’ll make the longest picture ever,
and gets out a big roll of shelf paper, and they get to work on it. Ramona
apologizes for being mean to him about smoking. He says she wasn’t, that she
was actually right. He’s going to try to stop smoking.
Beezus has to interview an elderly neighbor, Mrs. Swink, for
her creative writing assignment. Ramona tags along. Mrs. Swink tells them about
making tin can stilts when she was a girl. Ramona thinks this is a great idea, and
rushes to tell Howie. He says he can make them, no problem. The next day he
brings two pairs over, and they spend all afternoon clanking around, singing
“Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer”. This makes Ramona so happy, so filled with joy,
that she is able to forget about her family’s troubles, and what terrible moods
everyone else is in.
The church nativity pageant is coming up, and parts are
being assigned. Beezus gets to be Mary. Ramona volunteers herself to be a
sheep, which they’ve never had before. But now they have three, Ramona, Howie,
and Davy. But this means her mother will have to make her costume.
Unfortunately, her mother doesn’t have time after work to really get anything
together. But she’ll try.
But good news! Ramona’s father finally lands a job. He’ll
start after the New Year as a checker at the grocery store.
It’s time for the pageant, and Ramona is in a snit. All her
mother had time to do was make her a headpiece and a tail. Otherwise, she’s
wearing a pair of old pajamas, with pale bunnies on them. On the way there, she
proclaims that she won’t be in it.
When they get there, she at least goes backstage. She sees
Howie and Davy having fun being sheep, and she kind of wants to join in. But
she told her family she wouldn’t, so she remains stubborn. Then she sees some
older girls using makeup to transform themselves into the Three Wise People. They
spot her, and she explains she’s not going to be in it. They ask her why, and
in a moment of inspiration, she says because she doesn’t have any makeup. They
laugh, but end up giving her a black nose with mascara. Then they do the same
for Howie and Davie. Ramona barely recognizes them, and realizes maybe no one
would recognize her. So she decides to join the pageant.
When they’re all out there, Ramona sees her dad proudly
watching Beezus. So of course she gets jealous. She wants her parents to be
proud of her too, but they won’t because they won’t recognize her. But then her
dad looks right at her, and winks. He’s proud of her, too. She wiggles her
booty to make her tail wag, she’s so happy.
o
When Ramona is pissed at Beezus, she lays her
placemat face down. Burn!
o
I know this is an old book, but it really
aggravates me that it never crosses anyone’s mind that Ramona’s father could
try to get a costume together.
No comments:
Post a Comment